They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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