I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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