I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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