question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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