What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
