I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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