i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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