Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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