Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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