Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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