Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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