Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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