I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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