Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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