tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm at about main and main street
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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