I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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