; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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