I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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