We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
