..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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