This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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