apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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