i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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