yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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