You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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