with your own penis?
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
