Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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