i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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