small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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