found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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