They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
false alarm. still invincible.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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