her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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