I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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