what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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