How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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