i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I didn't notice because vodka
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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