one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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