She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
