How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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