you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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