I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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