Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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