Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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