My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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