There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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