Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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