Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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