i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
