Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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