I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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